2 Boos for working on the Sabbath. 3 Woots for making money and tons of commission.

Now time for a rant on consumerism and the American Dream:

The KFC Bowl. Mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken, covered in gravy, with a sprinkling of cheese...possibly served with a biscuit...all thrown together in one bowl. How lazy and disgusting have we become? We can't be bothered with the separation of food on a plate. It's much more efficient to just throw a variety of foods into a bowl. You know what that's called? Slop. Pigs eat it. Sometimes chicken. Both animals we eat. Technically, if they eat slop and we eat them, we eat slop. A fallacy, sure, but now, we've completely bypassed chicken/hog and simply settle for slop. I feel just nauseated.

...Probably because I ate one of those bowls yesterday for lunch.

Disclaimer: A co-worker bought the bowl for me and I was starving, so I accepted. And I was grateful.

Also, I ate salmon for the first time ever last night. I loved it. A little slimy but delicious. Gerri said that it's the only thing she cooks well (which probably isn't true) and that she's spent big bucks on salmon at restaurants, only to be disappointed and craving her own recipe. So I guess that's the best I'll ever get.