Friday, May 16, 2008

Coffee Monstrawr!!!

i just choked on coffee. hardcore. a woman in my office had to grab the phone for me because i was hacking and crying. here's how it went down: i was blowing on my coffee, but then i needed to breathe. so i enhaled and almost had coffee come out my nose. i just barely saved my dignity, but now i keep clearing my throat and everytime i do, i taste coffee.

i feel like this old turquoise vacuum cleaner my family had when i was a kid. it made the entire house smell like coffee grounds each time we used it because it had vacuumed up coffee beans some 40-odd years ago. i hope i have coffee related sinus issues 40 years from now. i'll keep you posted.


Listening to: "Our Way To Fall" by Yo La Tengo

1 comment:

  1. I miss that vacuum cleaner. It was like using the most wonderfully-scented air freshener every time we vacuumed!

    Good times.

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